Funny Quotes

 "What happens on that side of the block, STAYS on that side of the block."


"I'm so glad that we can all be here together to make each other feel like crap" -Marissa


"Let's just say we're all ugly and move on" -Marissa


"DOWN!"

"But he's black! Headed... Double fail."

"That looks fishy..."-Marissa


"You displease me. *crunch*"-Marissa


"I have fish minions..."-Marissa

"I gots fishies for parents!"-Emily

"What the fish??"-Marissa

"Did you see how nice I hit those 2nds? Like a little fish!"-Marissa


*Singing* "I can see clearly now that my fish are here! *glub*"-Marissa

"Holy fish..."-Marissa


"I'm a fish. Eat it. Wait, no, not me! I meant- ACK!!"-Marissa


"You are fired."-Marissa


"IDK my fishy friend."-Emily


"Fish. Flavored. Old Spice. Whaaa??"-Emily


"I'm a fooper fwish."-Marissa


"In da...kfish!"-Marissa


"Ima fwench fish. Oui oui! *noms*"-Marissa


"I pledge allegiance to the fish of ma bathroom counter!!"-Marissa


"Gill out!"-Marissa


"You're a...smish."-Emily


"Molphins, and folphins. And wito bity bolphins!"-Marissa

"You da smish!"-Emily


"We're bringin' smishy back!!"-Emily

"Two minutes with Brayden is like....ICECREAM!!"

 Emily: Remember when my leg was on top of your leg??

Marissa: So...butterflies and flowers...
Emily: What, is that like your version of birds and bees?


Marissa: Have you ever noticed how well peanut butter and chocolate go so well together?
Emily: Like boys and girls!


"Boys stick to the top of your mouth?!?" -Marissa

"I feel sorry for your mom. She has to deal with this. Wait, no, this. Which is attractive..." -Katie


(Marissa screams)

"Which one is Julius's?" -Katie


Another awkward moment!♫ -Marissa

(Katie dances)

"(gasps) Oh," -Katie

"Shhh..." (hides phone from Emily) -Marissa

Marissa: Let's say you got bluggered  with a penguin. Then someone could look at your phone and take you home!
Emily: If I had been bluggered with a penguin I'd want to go to the hospital!
Marissa: Let's say you were lost then. Then they can find your address and take you home!
Emily: But I already know my address.
Marissa: But what if you're unconscious?
Emily: Why would I be unconscious?
Marissa: Because you were bluggered with a penguin.
Emily: Oh, that makes sense!


"Dingo" -Marissa

 "I brought peach gummies!" -Marissa

"Side to side to side to side to side to side!" -Emily

"The bunny should be named boot!" -Emily

"I'm drunk on bunny love!" -Marissa

"Write little scribe, write!" -Nikki

Nikki: "You have a squiggle on your jacket!" Marissa: "Squiggle squiggle!"

"That's what best friends are for....." -Marissa

"No, I took a shower today! And I haven't marshmallowed at all today! Except for the one little one. Repeatedly. Anyway it wouldn't cling to my hair!" -Marissa

"Boot marshmallows!" -Marissa

"Stand stilent n still, stand stilent n still. I CAN'T STAND STILENT AND STILL!!!!" -Marissa

"My shadow is having convulsions!"-Marissa

"Stillerferefer(snort)lness"-Marissa

"Awkward silence! (as a song)"-Marissa

Emily: "So I put it in my pocket, and it came out of my leg!!"

Emily: "Remember that one thing? At that one place? When they dubbed you awesome piano player??"
Marissa: "Ooooohhhhh!!!"

Emily: Katie looks so sexy, don't you think Brayden?
Brayden: She always looks sexy.

"He's so cute!" -Katie

"The pencil fits in my ear!" -Katie

*Katie stumbling around in Emily's glasses, looking for the bathroom* 
Nikki: "Katie that's the men's room!"

Katie: "How can we make him blush?" Emily: "I know a way." Katie: "What?" Emily: "Kiss him!" (*Katie blushes*, *Brayden blushes*, and *Emily blushes* too!)

Emily: I will pet my kitty, Whiskers.
Marissa: Purr...

 "I"m a cat. Eat it." -Emily

 "Emily, Amily, Omily, OMELET!!" -Marissa

"This, this is a gay chicken. You don't want to be a gay chicken. You want to be a POWERFUL gay chicken!" -Marissa, Emily

"For serious!" -Marissa

"Weirdy." -Marissa

 Nikki: "Marissa, your hands probably smell like cat litter because your water broke." *Emily freaks out*

 "I wouldn't bite my husband! Well..." -Marissa

"Maremkasick!" -Marissa (Nikki had a cold, and Marissa had cramps)

"Peacock Feathers..." -Marissa, Emily

"I'm Fwank" -Marissa, Emily

Emily: We're soul sisters!
Marissa: Genetically.

"Skiing is not lame! Plus I'll be with a super hot guy so it makes up for it if skiing was lame..." -Katie

Marissa: "So I was at the ice rink with my mentally challenged friend...."
Nikki: "Wait Katie was there?"

"Metaphorically, our intestines are close." -Marissa

"Because of radiation!!"-Emily

"And our plan with be called...um...Maremkanik!" -Marissa

"Look! Doors in the sky! I bet there are dead people in there..." -Marissa

Marissa (in a British accent): "You're already in love ya weirdy!"

"Girls are like boys! Boys are like bluhhhh" -Marissa

"Psh, the bag can suck it up!" -Emily

Emily: "Katie, I love your boots!"
Marissa: "WHAT!!!

"Strip Katie, strip!" ( she was wearing a Mormon Helping Hands shirt over her swimming suit) -Marissa, Emily, Nikki

"I got pantsed by a bush!" -Katie

"Wow, that guy is tall!" -Katie

"Scandalous!" -Marissa (after her skirt was brushed up above her knees)

"Sigh" -Marissa

"What's rule number 2?" -Marissa

"Fail" -Marissa

"EPIC!!!" -Marissa

Katie: Where's my spoon! Ahhh!
Marissa: Katie, it's in your cup.

"Fred, George, Abby!" -Marissa and Katie (while at Marissa's cousin's wedding)

"Marissa, not funny!" -Katie (followed by laughter [from Marissa])

"I'm going to eat your head. Do you mind?" -Katie

Katie: The dogs have diapers!
Marissa: Yes Katie, I see that.

"LADYBUG!!!" -Katie

"La-me!" -Marissa

"My tail bone is cooler than your rear!" -Katie

(In a singsong voice) "Bum cheeks! Marissa has my bum cheeks!" -Katie

"Peaches!" -Katie, Nikki, Marissa, Emily

"Marshmallows" -Marissa

Emily: "Do you know how many desks are in this row?"
Marissa: "Nein."
Emily: "How do you know these things!?!"

"Die Groon!" -Katie, Marissa

"It jiggled." -Marissa, Katie

"With leaves in it!" -Marissa

"Something wicked's in my bum!" -Marissa

(dramatic head roll) -Katie

"Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation..." -Emily, Marissa, Katie

"Katie can't speel." -Marissa

"I'm birthing Louis!" -Marissa

"We have a stalker!" -Katie, Marissa

Marissa: It's snowing (singing)
Katie: It's raining (singing)

"Your becoming a man Katie!" -Marissa

"Nik+Hiccup=Nikup" -Marissa

"Oh I'm so cute!" -Marissa quoting hiccup

"It's like P.E. all over again!" -Emily

"Oh I'm so humble!" -Katie

"I will make your life a living light!" -Katie

Katie: "Want to do some P.E. activities with me?"
Marissa: "Can't, I only have one toilet!"

"Abs of steel!" -Katie

Katie: "Wow Marissa, you've got abs of steel!"
Marissa: "Katie....that was my rib."

Emily: "What?"
Katie: "How to train your covenant."

"Eric Monson, inside joke hahaha!" -Katie, Emily

"I'm going to write a book someday....the pioneers crossed the plains on DRAGONS!" -Emily

"We're the bathroom crew!" Nikki, Marissa, Katie

"Alma Richards is a flapper." -Katie

"The Charleston stock market crash." -Katie

Marissa and Katie's favorite funny posters

I must go! My people need me!  (guy jumping off a cliff)
Nah, he's faking it (soccer player has shin at a 90 degree angle)

Finding x. (here it is!)

Sense. This picture makes none. (Darth Vader standing in the ocean with a jug and a water purifier)

Sportsmanship. Here, let me get that for you! (basketball player sticking his finger up another guys nose)